That Asshole Who Butt-Dialed Me Is My Husband.
POSTED on May 21, 2013 by BadSandy
The hubs and I have a long well-documented series of phone conversations between myself and his ass. This is to say that on no less than 25,000... (read more)
All The Bullshit I Heard On Mother’s Day
POSTED on May 13, 2013 by BadSandy
When outnumbered by my children, I find it best to make a plan. And since I'm spouse-less on Mother's Day, I decide to make the best of it and... (read more)
When Does The Dalai Lama Get To Say Screw You?
POSTED on May 4, 2013 by BadSandy
A few weeks ago, I commented to the hubs how pleased I was that my life wasn't terribly dramatic. I lived a fight-free, annoying people-free,... (read more)
Love Means Never Having To Go To Coachella, and other things I’m relieved I’m too old to do.
POSTED on April 23, 2013 by BadSandy
Coachella: aka The Coachella Valley. Located in Southern California, near Palm Springs. Coachella: an annual music festival in Indio... (read more)
Hey Asshole, I’ve Got A Kid In The Car.
POSTED on April 16, 2013 by BadSandy
It's Thursday afternoon, Los Angeles. I'm sitting in my car, parked at a meter. My car is on. A car pulls up in front of me, it's reverse... (read more)
Salon Etiquette For Morons.
POSTED on April 11, 2013 by BadSandy
Welcome to the Mirkin Salon. I'm Trystyn and I'll be your receptionist for the day. Did you need a robe or are you more comfortable with shards... (read more)
The Passover Blowjob.
POSTED on March 28, 2013 by BadSandy
Every Passover, there's a point in the Seder when someone at the table is asked to go to open the front door for Elijah The Prophet (A guy in the... (read more)
Oh For Fuck’s Sake, Hello Kitty Doesn’t Have A Mouth.
POSTED on March 25, 2013 by BadSandy
I'm not supposed to give my daughter girlie toys. According to the unwritten, but you're supposed to know them, modern-day rules of... (read more)
The Day The Gym Saw My Vagina. Thanks Lululemon!
POSTED on March 23, 2013 by BadSandy
Dear Lululemon: The other day while at the gym, a sweet little asshole came up to me and said, "You know, if you want to get a guy, and there are... (read more)
Toys, Toys! Wanna win some toys?
POSTED on March 13, 2013 by BadSandy
Lovlies, In effort to keep my potty-mouthed blog "pure", I don't run ads. But when these folks approached me and asked if they could run this... (read more)
